"You don't realize how often you say 'put that down' until you have kids."

Parenting Humour

"You don't realize how often you say 'put that down' until you have kids."

More on parenting humour

"Parenting is just repeating yourself with slightly more emotion each time."

"I whispered 'be kind'… and then yelled it 4 minutes later."

"Bedtime: where kids become philosophers."

"I used to be cool. Now I negotiate with a 4-year-old."

"Raising kids is 90% snacks and 10% wondering what just happened."

"Parenting tip: lower expectations… and then lower them again."