"Parenting is just repeating yourself with slightly more emotion each time."

"I whispered 'be kind'… and then yelled it 4 minutes later."

"Bedtime: where kids become philosophers."

"I used to be cool. Now I negotiate with a 4-year-old."

"You don't realize how often you say 'put that down' until you have kids."

"Parenting tip: lower expectations… and then lower them again."